We are hermetically sealed in the modern age.
Tag: life
You’re an idiot and this hinders my enlightenment
You are, through your continued existence, personally preventing me from achieving enlightenment. How can I learn to love myself if I can’t love humanity? How rude of you!
When they stop being sluts
They’re just all so adorable!
Writing is a form of flatulence
Catch a whiff of that…
My inner Sweeney Todd cries out
Getting in touch with the food chain
Bury me not on the lone prairie. At least not yet.
If I’m not going to die yet, can I at least get an extension on my taxes?
Romance of the Mundane
The moments of a life shared.
Good Enough
Pigs are perfectionists…
All the internet’s a stage…
We blog, twitter, facebook away our lives, broadcasting stuff and nonsense to a world that is too busy broadcasting itself back to even take notice.
It ends. It begins.
Write your own story. Be your own star.