We are hermetically sealed in the modern age.
Tag: blog
You’re an idiot and this hinders my enlightenment
You are, through your continued existence, personally preventing me from achieving enlightenment. How can I learn to love myself if I can’t love humanity? How rude of you!
California: from summer of love to fear of love
The liberals are coming! The liberals are coming! Run for cover!
When they stop being sluts
They’re just all so adorable!
Writing is a form of flatulence
Catch a whiff of that…
My inner Sweeney Todd cries out
Getting in touch with the food chain
All the internet’s a stage…
We blog, twitter, facebook away our lives, broadcasting stuff and nonsense to a world that is too busy broadcasting itself back to even take notice.