We are hermetically sealed in the modern age.
Month: April 2009
You’re an idiot and this hinders my enlightenment
You are, through your continued existence, personally preventing me from achieving enlightenment. How can I learn to love myself if I can’t love humanity? How rude of you!
California: from summer of love to fear of love
The liberals are coming! The liberals are coming! Run for cover!
When they stop being sluts
They’re just all so adorable!
Writing is a form of flatulence
Catch a whiff of that…
My inner Sweeney Todd cries out
Getting in touch with the food chain
By the Twisted Beard of Zeus!!!
My next victim? The easter bunny.
Bury me not on the lone prairie. At least not yet.
If I’m not going to die yet, can I at least get an extension on my taxes?
Romance of the Mundane
The moments of a life shared.
Good Enough
Pigs are perfectionists…
Up the Tao Staircase 